Population | 3.45 billion |
Capital | Lesbiana |
Leader | Jane Fisher |
Faith | Agnosticism |
Currency | gayli |
Animal | Queer Democratic Fox |
The Democratic Socialist State of Cachard Calia is a massive, genial nation, ruled by Jane Fisher with an even hand, and renowned for its compulsory vegetarianism, free-roaming dinosaurs, and parental licensing program. The compassionate, democratic population of 3.45 billion Cachard Calians are fiercely patriotic and enjoy great social equality; they tend to view other, more capitalist countries as somewhat immoral and corrupt.
The large, socially-minded government juggles the competing demands of Administration, Education, and Environment. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Lesbiana. The average income tax rate is 97.2%.
The frighteningly efficient Cachard Calian economy, worth 656 trillion gaylis a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector is led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Tourism and Book Publishing. Average income is an impressive 190,375 gaylis, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.
Left-wing militias train children how to properly burn down banks, foreign leaders with unpaid parking tickets are often refused entry, elections have become procedural nightmares due to voters persistently rejecting candidates, and concert halls sport signs proclaiming "No Shorts, Sandals or Swastikas". Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Cachard Calia's national animal is the Queer Democratic Fox, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Agnosticism.
Cachard Calia is ranked 153,355th in the world and 91st in Gay for Most Valuable International Artwork, with zero Bank.
National Happenings
Most Recent Government Activity:
- : Following new legislation in Cachard Calia, concert halls sport signs proclaiming "No Shorts, Sandals or Swastikas".
- : Following new legislation in Cachard Calia, elections have become procedural nightmares due to voters persistently rejecting candidates.
- : Following new legislation in Cachard Calia, foreign leaders with unpaid parking tickets are often refused entry.
- : Following new legislation in Cachard Calia, left-wing militias train children how to properly burn down banks.
- : Cachard Calia was reclassified from "Liberal Democratic Socialists" to "Democratic Socialists".
- : Following new legislation in Cachard Calia, the government prides itself on being smug and condescending to idiots.
- : Cachard Calia was reclassified from "Democratic Socialists" to "Liberal Democratic Socialists".
- : Following new legislation in Cachard Calia, veterans are directed into environmental cleanup operations.
- : Following new legislation in Cachard Calia, the nationalistic national anthem inspires citizens to literally spit at foreigners.
- : Following new legislation in Cachard Calia, visiting dignitaries often end up cuddling in the hot tub with Jane Fisher.
World Assembly
Endorsements Received: 23 » Tosler, Armillia, Lancs, Aethelia, Genesis Fifteen, Zephron-Siparun, Senshu, Giscuambourg, Free Zone Isles, Gender rolls, Duodez, Emory, Corrivilia, Kanis, Amersmark, Aleixandria, Ruteboeuf, Tabako, The One Galactic Republic, The Canadian Republic Colonies, Hijjma, Catanthia, and Western Weassey.